Friday, April 15, 2011

From the "Slightly Disturbing But Not Surprised" Department



Duane Scott Brown/ProtegeES2002 was a public school teacher in Cincinnati when he propositioned what he thought was a young male played by Jay Alternative of Peej.
From what I gather by scanning the article - He likes to cuddle up with Bieber next to the fireplace while listening to Mozart and drinking fine wine, Insists that your education is key in the real world, knows his history about the Third Reich, Hates the smell of cigarettes - Especially menthols, Insists he is not out for just sex, Wants someone to move in with him as soon as possible but does not have $1000 to make it happen, And clearly doesn't afraid of anything.

He got busted but avoided being branded for life. The cops, as usual, did nothing until the school he worked at personally got on their asses to put down the donuts. Seriously, Three Police Departments were emailed and all three ignored the person reporting Brown's attempt. Tax dollars well-spent, this was back in 2005. Why Ohio is the most important state during election time will always be a mystery to me. And this is one random sampling among the untold numbers out there that the cops fuck up over every day in the real world.

...But I was wondering about his screen name that he used...

I dug up a semi-recent Court Sheet for a traffic violation from 2009.

Notice anything? Right. He still has the same 2002 Mazda Protege as referenced in his screen name "ProtegeES2002" that PJ, the city and state police, and the CEO of a school district caught him on - Hell, Google his home address and you can probably find a satellite photo of it sitting in the driveway as of either this year or last year.

That's actually a really good idea, let's try it out since we have a minute:



..And you thought the car in Stephen King's 'Christine' was cursed, eh?

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