Lesson In Life: Don't Be A Complete Skank

I've been talking to this girl for quite some time. She was really flirty and always took it too far. One day though she kinda pissed off and flat out said "No you can't have me, sorry" like it was just another everyday thing for her to say. Here's the last thing I said to her, doing my part to try to restore a little bit of decency to the world:

RiveR: you are just completely full of shit arent you
sensico: actually any ass hole would realize I was kidding
RiveR: too bad, im not an asshole
you really have a thing with ass, dont you?
sensico: lol
hurry it up, whats this all about cause I really dont have time
RiveR: so leave then
im not keeping you
sensico: just, what is this all about?
you seem vindictive
RiveR: well ya kinda screwed me
sensico: no I didnt
RiveR: ya wai
sensico: you just took things too seriously and now you're pissed, which is understandable, but c'mon really
RiveR: :)
sensico: you are obviously playing games
RiveR: just remember the old saying that he who laughs last shall laugh best
sensico: whatever
RiveR: you made me pretty upset that day "Oh no you cant have me..no way"
screw you bitch
sensico: sorry I said it that way
RiveR: next time dont be such a deadbeat
be Courteous
be nice
dont be a complete stuck-up cunt
you didnt fool me
sensico: then why are you acting this way
sorry if you thought I was anything but courteous, or nice
RiveR: dont apologize, just think about who you could be upsetting
sensico: look, you're right
RiveR: ive been screwed about by a couple hundred women...you're just another drop in the bucket
Next time you talk to a guy, BE NICE
theres enough problems in the dating scene already
im just giving you advice to think about someone else but yourself for a change
dont be such a slut
sensico: fine, lesson learned
RiveR: then turn around and drop them
good
you'll thank me later, remember that karma always comes back
sensico: ok, sorry
RiveR: you didnt pull one over on me, ok?
sensico: ok
RiveR: i dont even believe you
you lied before and before that, why should I?
why do you women do those things anyway?
let me tell you something and you better fucking listen
the reason the dating scene is so miserable and the divorce rate is so high is because of people exactly like you
i dont give a flying fuck if you ever grow up
but you cant play the game forever, eventually you'll be too old
:)
sensico: right
RiveR: you're not my type anyway, fyi
sensico: good
RiveR: but you didnt have to be an asshole
sensico: sorry, I didn't realize I was coming off that harsh and now I know
RiveR: you're just cold
plain and simple
flirting is one thing, but you took it too far
sensico: you're right, I did