I just can't seem to forget about this guy, he's managed to drill his way into my head and every few months I pop up and harass him. I'm not bothering to link to the other few I've done, check the archives if you want to read it. Anyway, check this shit out, I need to get my head examined the more I pal around with this dude.
1. Gimme some fucking news, when's your new cd coming out? My blog is almost dried up here and I manage to alienate the people who do visit! The last chick who sent me an email, I wouldn't leave her alone for six weeks!
What new CD? And do people still buy CD's? Do stores actually still carry CD's? What's a CD anyway? Refresh my memory. Honestly I'll probably release a progressive trance CD under the name "Alien Disco Roadkill" before I release a prank call CD. Here's some shit I've been just screwing around with (Not a finished product by any means). Download It Here You Idiot
2. How did you do for dvd sales? (I personally haven't seen it yet, I'm too poor!!)
You're like most people these days in this recession. I have a huge email list of about 15,000 people and so fortunately that generated over 2,000 orders in the 1st month, then the stock market crashed, things slowed way down and DVD distributors got extremely selective about handling new titles. So I'm waiting it out now. I expect many of the smaller distributors will go bankrupt in the coming months / years so it's very dicey to sign with a distributor. For the moment I'm with filmbaby, which is owned by a very stable company called cdbaby. I went through a similar scenario back in 2000 with 2 CD distributors going out of business on me, while skipping out on their tab so I'm very cautious with indie distributors.
3. Any new characters added to your lineup of voices?
I really haven't been serious about making calls since 2001.(Ed: Oh Bullshit, he swore to have a 5th cd the last time I checked his website. We all need to chip in and get this guy a hooker to motivate him, one of those fresh off the boat types, preferably with teeth. Get your fat ass out there and start harassing retirement homes, goddamnit!)
4. Been on the news lately?
Yeah I got arrested for robbing a bank. No actually I have a still a clean record. (Ed: I do too, thank hell!)
5. Is Jim Bob single? He actually kinda turns me on, in a brotherly-sisterly-loving kind of way.
Sorry. Jim Bob is happily married to his sister (Ed: Well shit..)
6. Aren't you getting bored of giving me interviews? It's been over a fucking year now, you'd think I would have gotten a life...
Maybe you can start a prank site like "Mr. Skin" and sell it for a million bucks. Just a thought.
7. You need to get more Old Chicken shirts. This isn't to be debated, just get them. I know most of your fans are big fat XL motherfuckers with 7-11 slurpie stains on their chin, but goddamn it I'm only a medium because of all the meth. You know how it is.
Old Chickens are almost gone for good. Junkyard Willie's Junkyard shirts are the new fashion. People actually really dig the patch. I get asked all the time "What is that? Where can I get one of those?"
As always, you can download his calls, send him milf porn, and give him hate mail at Junkyard Willie
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
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