Most Productive (And Best Looking) Women Of 2008

Finally, some quality over quantity! Nothing speaks to me better than a famous woman who can still prove they really are the superior of the two! I did this sort of thing last year, I'm not including any of them. So pay attention, you might learn something about how REAL women do things in the world and still maintain a celebrity status!

#1. Rachael Ray!



Who doesn't love a woman who can make cooking really fun? Anyways, she won an Emmy for her show just a few months ago, and she's still all over the Food Network. If you haven't learned anything from this woman, you suck! I've never heard her say anything ludicrous or just plain stupid, so I have no complaints. Lets move on.

#2. Alexandra Kosteniuk!



Ah, those Europeans are such a smart bunch! You'd think they would have more popularity after Monty Python, but no. As of last month, Grandmaster Alexandria was awarded the title of World Chess Champion because she beat the old one and we have the pictures to prove it. To put it another way: Do not fuck with this woman, she is every bit as good looking as she is smart. She will, I repeat, she will pull your heart out, stomp on it, then keep walking like you mean nothing. Check out her website and learn a thing or two about higher intelligence!

#3. Blythe Auffarth!



Who is Blythe Auffarth? Well, she's The Girl Next Door..Literally. In 2007, she starred in the most horrifying, yet educational movie I have ever seen by the same name. A while back, a man named Jack Ketchum wrote what is still hailed to the be the most controversial novel of all time called 'The Girl Next Door'. For years, the book was next to impossible to find until it was republished. The author never thought it was be made into a movie due to its extremely disturbing content. Anyway, many years and headaches later, the movie came out and it upset more people then it astonished; with good reason too. Fortunately, Ketchum and I have one mutual interest: We both hate sociopaths, with a passion. I instantly became a fan. Blythe Auffarth, this one is for you.

#4. Roxanne Pallet!



Besides being eye candy, from what I've read she's actually incredibly nice. This month, she agreed to lead a campaign for women's rights to end domestic abuse. Other than being a soap opera actress, she's still very much unknown and really deserves a break. Good luck!

#5. Ricki Lake!



Oh I know what you're thinking: "Ricki Lake? That bimbo with the talk show?" Yeah, that same 'bimbo' who used to weigh 260 pounds and went down to 120. Also another victim of abuse, she proved to herself and everyone else that she was worth a damn and managed to get back on her feet. Good for you Ricki, I haven't forgotten about you. I look forward to seeing you on tv.

That's it! Congrats to you five, Women Rock!