Classic Complaints: SMC

James Writes:

" The truth about Specialty Merchandise Corporation, SMC. Number one: You can not sell SMC products for up to 3 times the value, or 300%, as SMC claims on their infomercials because there are hundreds and hundreds of other SMC suckers already trying to sell it on the internet, in flea markets, to friends, and the list goes on and on. Tom Bosley is a lying motherfucker on the SMC infomercial. Linda Levine is a lying bitch on the SMC infomercial. Kerry Cox is a lying motherfucker on the SMC infomercial. Attention lawyers and attorneys: Want to make some serious dough? Get a class action law suit going against the Speciality Merchandise Corporation, in Chatsworth, California. You could make large sums of $$$ by taking these motherfuckers at SMC to Federal Court for a multitude of charges. Attention viewers of the "Speciality Merchandise Corporation, SMC, infomercials: You can not make "thousands" like that sack of pig-shit Tom Bosley says on the SMC infomercial. In fact, you will end up paying lots of money to SMC. The "low start-up" fee of $25-29 is just the sucker game they pull on you. Once SMC gets your credit card info, watch out! SMC will suck every dime you have from any account you have. The "SMC coaches" are just a motley crew of fat bitches and old stick-in-the-mud has-been old guys that don't know the difference between their assholes and donuts. Linda Levine is the daughter of the only man to ever have any pride or dignity in the SMC company. Only thing is though, Linda Levine is a lying greedy sack-of-shit liar! Kerry Cox is the filty hair-ball in charge of "marketing." This dickhead would sell out his own mother for a few bucks! Don't forget: Tom Bosley, the old fuck that he is, and long-time loser, is the very worst of the bunch at SMC. Tom Bosley is a lying sack-of-shit motherfucker! Fuck you Tom Bosley! You're such a cockmuncher! Finally, remember this: SMC does infomercials to keep new suckers coming in! Why, you ask? Because there are hundreds and hundreds of SMC members already trying to sell SMC products on the internet, and swap meets. These SMC members that are already out there are competing like dogs over bones for sales. So, when this bitch Linda Levine says you can buy a product for, let's say, $6.24, and sell it for $35.50, you can be sure this bitch is lying through her teeth. Want to know why you can't sell it for $35.50? Because there are hundreds of other SMC members trying to sell the same fucking thing for $6.50 to make a 26 cent profit. Think of it this way: Do you think SMC gives a fuck about their members? Well, they don't. If SMC cared about the thousands of members they already have, then they wouldn't keep trying to fuck their members by these non-stop informercials trying to recruit new suckers! Bottom Line: Fuck you, Tom Bosley! Fuck you, Linda Levine! Fuck you, Kerry Cox! And, Fuck you SMC!"

James, where ever you are. Please, just don't watch tv anymore :)